We’ve made it to hometowns! This week, Rachel really lives the dream and leaves her European adventure to travel to equally exotic Baltimore, Miami, Wisconsin, and Colorado.
Dean’s List – 1300 points
Whaboom Goes My Heart – 1260 points
Colorblind? – 1120 points
Will You Accept This Brose? – 1060 points
Happy People Just Don’t Shoot Their Husbands – 730 points
MY NAME IS IN YOUR MOUTH – 540 points
Whaboom Goes My Heart – 110 points
We see Eric’s hometown first, and honestly I love when they zoom in on the Yogaworks in Baltimore. Like, Eric has already told us that that’s NOT the part of Baltimore that he’s from. Luckily, we get to see his actual stomping grounds when he drives Rachel past a drug deal–so romantic. Me, upon seeing this: “have I witnessed a drug deal?” The answer is probably, as I live in NYC, but in my neck of the woods (UES) drug related convos are more centered around old ladies and how many milligrams the doctor prescribed.
Anyway, I digress. Eric’s family is super cute, and his mom seems super genuine and looks JUST like him.
Will You Accept This Brose? – 160 points
Bryan takes Rachel to Miami, woo! Listen, as many of you know, I know all of the words to “Miami” by Will Smith and these guys didn’t do any of the fun activities listed in the song. Instead, they played board games with people who don’t speak English, and introduced her to his obsessive mom who has this creepy reverse-Oedipus complex going on. Like stop trying to have sex with your son. Rachel, this is the reddest of flags.
Also, he is THIRTY SEVEN. He’s this close to being eligible for the AARP and senior discounts. Cut the umbilical cord.